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Day 71 of 100 - I stole a jump rope - kind of...
March 12th.
The Crossfit competition requires contestants to bring their own jump rope. After looking at ones I did not like at two different stores, my thoughts turned to my favorite jump rope at my gym. Was there some way I could "borrow" that one and stay morally intact? This is what I did...
After deliberating in my head how I would explain my position to the front desk girl and have her deny me on account of extreme weirdo-ness, I decided to "borrow" it for a few days without telling anyone.
After I used the rope in my warm ups I glanced around like a common criminal and put the rope in my pocket. I kept it safe there until I finished my workout and then made my way towards to the door. I kept thinking...."what if they have video camera's in the aerobics room?", or "what if this rope is micro chipped as inventory?", and "Will it set an alarm off?"
I walked out the door with my contraband in the outside pocket farthest from the view of the front desk girl...
No alarm. No one tackled me. I made it safely to my car with my conscience in tact knowing I would return the rope on Monday.
Workout:
Warm Up and Drills
Lots of Foam Rolling
Stretching
More Drills
70 Push Ups (this would haunt me later)
Shadow boxing
20 Squats
Stretching
